Typhon
Typhon Networks or simply Typhon was a crummy Garry's Mod server. It was set in Nazi Germany during World War 2 and mysteriously ended up replicating fascist social dynamics. ReEra is partially involved in its collapse. To the bitter end, Typhon remained a nest of wehraboos, doxxers, and genuine neo-nazis.
Typhon Players[edit]
Typhon players are hard to describe without multiple ableist slurs and descriptions of common vermin. However it is easy to characterize the average Typhon player as essentially a caveman in a Holocaust-era Nazi uniform. Below is a list of notable players and the server factions they mostly played in, along with their 'activity' on the server.
| Player | Faction | Nuremburg Charges |
|---|---|---|
| 1234fireball | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Becoming Generalfeldmarschall for 8 days (crimes against peace), trying to buy the server |
| Ace | Citizen/NSDAP | Joining a Gmod server because of a romantic relationship |
| Antea | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Not knowing her faces, trying to buy the server |
| BeaverJedi | Moderator/Wehrmacht | Helping us try to buy the server |
| Comrade | Wehrmacht | |
| Fynn | Schutzstaffel/RSHA | Being an SS detective (War crimes, crimes against humanity) |
| Flameo | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Feldgendarmerie (Crimes against peace), being a cop, trying to buy the server |
| Kaiser | Wehrmacht/NSDAP/Schutzstaffel | Being a Wehraboo (irreparably dumb) |
| KibaCustodian | Wehrmacht/Schutzstaffel | Playing Wargame (war crimes) |
| Kentuckyfriedhorse | Wehrmacht/NSDAP/Schutzstaffel | War crimes, joining RE |
| KevinAdams | Former Owner | Being an actual pedophile in real life |
| MinnesotaNice | Owner | Playing too much Big Fish Casino Texas Hold'em Poker |
| Niccolo | All of them | Grooming people on discord |
| OldManMammoth | Wehrmacht/Party/Civilian | Somehow he'd get away with everything just through sheer charisma, and retroactively prevent the genocides |
| Spitfire1 | Wehrmacht/Schutzstaffel | Sending the N word in minecraft chat |
| Sheep6600 | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Doing paperwork (for Nazis) |
| Sambug2000 | Schutzstaffel | War crimes, bootlicking |
| StrawberryCrisis | Citizen | Not using VC, joining the server in the first place |
| SgtPepper | Civilian/Wehrmacht | High-ranking Feldgendarmerie (war criminal) |
| Slinglend | Citizen/NSDAP | Drinking raw cow milk without a license |
| TheRedScot | Wehrmacht | War crimes, crimes against aviation |
| Vesna | Schutzstaffel | Playing Wargame (war crimes) |
| Yoshi | Schutzstaffel/Wehrmacht | Playing Wargame (war crimes) |
| Youta | Citizen/Milk Investigator | Buying mysterious 'aryan' milk without a license |
Reconstruction Era on Typhon[edit]
Typhon would be one of many Garry's Mod servers that Reconstruction Era's members would involve themselves in.
The Typhon Fiasco of 2021[edit]
One day in late spring, Flameo and Fireball were in a teamspeak lobby talking about Columbo. They decided it would be kinda sick if they could play detective, and ended up deciding to go back to typhon...
[Some bullshit about the GFM election and MinnesotaNice]
...they would back out of the deal and keep the $3000 they had raised out of fear that they would get doxxed.