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One day in late spring, Flameo and Fireball were in a teamspeak lobby talking about Columbo. They decided it would be kinda sick if they could play detective, and ended up deciding to go back to typhon... | One day in late spring, Flameo and Fireball were in a teamspeak lobby talking about [[Columbo]]. They decided it would be kinda sick if they could play detective, and ended up deciding to go back to typhon... | ||
[Some bullshit about the GFM election and [[MinnesotaNice]]] | [Some bullshit about the GFM election and [[MinnesotaNice]]] | ||
Revision as of 00:50, 7 January 2024
Typhon Networks or simply Typhon was a crummy Garry's Mod server. It was a nutscript roleplay set in Nazi Germany during World War 2 and mysteriously ended up replicating fascist social dynamics. ReEra is partially involved in its collapse. To the bitter end, Typhon remained a nest of wehraboos, doxxers, and genuine neo-nazis.
Typhon Players
Typhon players are hard to describe without multiple ableist slurs and descriptions of common vermin. However it is easy to characterize the average Typhon player as essentially a caveman in a Holocaust-era Nazi uniform. Below is a list of notable players and the server factions they mostly played in, along with their 'activity' on the server.
| Player | Faction | Nuremburg Charges |
|---|---|---|
| 1234fireball | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Becoming Generalfeldmarschall for 8 days (crimes against peace), trying to buy the server |
| Ace | Citizen/NSDAP | Joining a Gmod server because of a romantic relationship |
| Antea | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Not knowing her faces, trying to buy the server |
| BeaverJedi | Moderator/Wehrmacht | Helping us try to buy the server |
| Comrade | Wehrmacht | |
| Fynn | Schutzstaffel/RSHA | Being an SS detective (War crimes, crimes against humanity) |
| Flameo | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Feldgendarmerie (Crimes against peace), being a cop, trying to buy the server |
| Kaiser | Wehrmacht/NSDAP/Schutzstaffel | Being a Wehraboo (irreparably dumb) |
| KibaCustodian | Wehrmacht/Schutzstaffel | Playing Wargame (war crimes) |
| Kentuckyfriedhorse | Wehrmacht/NSDAP/Schutzstaffel | War crimes, joining RE |
| KevinAdams | Former Owner | Being an actual pedophile in real life |
| MinnesotaNice | Owner | Playing too much Big Fish Casino Texas Hold'em Poker |
| Niccolo | All of them | Grooming people on discord |
| OldManMammoth | Wehrmacht/Party/Civilian | Somehow he'd get away with everything just through sheer charisma, and retroactively prevent the genocides |
| Spitfire1 | Wehrmacht/Schutzstaffel | Sending the N word in minecraft chat |
| Sheep6600 | NSDAP/Wehrmacht | Doing paperwork (for Nazis) |
| Sambug2000 | Schutzstaffel | War crimes, bootlicking |
| StrawberryCrisis | Citizen | Not using VC, joining the server in the first place |
| SgtPepper | Civilian/Wehrmacht | High-ranking Feldgendarmerie (war criminal) |
| Slinglend | Citizen/NSDAP | Drinking raw cow milk without a license |
| TheRedScot | Wehrmacht | War crimes, crimes against aviation |
| Vesna | Schutzstaffel | Playing Wargame (war crimes) |
| Yoshi | Schutzstaffel/Wehrmacht | Playing Wargame (acquitted) |
| Youta | Citizen/Milk Investigator | Buying mysterious 'aryan' milk without a license |
Reconstruction Era on Typhon
Typhon would be one of many Garry's Mod servers that Reconstruction Era's members would involve themselves in.
The Typhon Fiasco of 2021
One day in late spring, Flameo and Fireball were in a teamspeak lobby talking about Columbo. They decided it would be kinda sick if they could play detective, and ended up deciding to go back to typhon...
[Some bullshit about the GFM election and MinnesotaNice]
...they would back out of the deal and keep the $3000 they had raised out of fear that they would get doxxed.
